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[heaven_on_paper]

further nife and accurate prophecies concerning the worlde that is to com

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[heaven_on_paper]

That had occurred to me, yes.

[unfriendlygreen]

My name is Ragnor Fell.

[heaven_on_paper]

Mr. Fell? But that's what I go by!

[ Indignant! ]

[unfriendlygreen]

Splendid, I can be your younger, much better-looking brother. Temporarily in town.

[heaven_on_paper]

Distant cousin. If anyone asks. ... perhaps you should just stay upstairs.

[unfriendlygreen]

Try to pay less attention to what I look like for a second, would you?

[ if Aziraphale does, he will see the glamour; a 30 year old white man with reddish brown hair. ]

[heaven_on_paper]

[ He flaps a hand like yeah, yeah, you're magic, I get it, still sounding politely impatient. ]

Yes, you did say you'd pass unnoticed.

[ He just doesn't want people to think they're related. ]

[unfriendlygreen]

Good.

I assume my bedroom is upstairs then?

[heaven_on_paper]

Yes. Oh. Do you require... any particular sustenance, or...?

[unfriendlygreen]

Magic aside, I am functionally human. I eat and sleep.

I cook as well.

[heaven_on_paper]

Do you?

[ He perks up and then pretends he didn't. ]

[unfriendlygreen]

Yes, it's been a pastime for a few centuries. Anything you'd like to try?

[heaven_on_paper]

Oh, well! Are there any dishes that you would you say you make particularly well?

[unfriendlygreen]

[ now he's the one vaguely offended. ]

I make everything particularly well.

[heaven_on_paper]

[ undeterred ]

A favourite, then!

[unfriendlygreen]

Boxty.

[ A sigh. ]

I'm Irish, or would be, had I been born a few centuries later.

[heaven_on_paper]

Are you? Is it a family recipe?

[unfriendlygreen]

No. The family recipe would be the stew, but I would only cook that for someone I disliked strongly.

I learned how to cook much later in life.

[heaven_on_paper]

Well, if you need time to study the map, perhaps I can bring you some ingredients.

[unfriendlygreen]

If you tell me what you want, I can procure the ingredients myself.

[heaven_on_paper]

Boxty, as you suggested.

[ From his tone, he clearly thought that had been decided. ]

[unfriendlygreen]

Do you have a kitchen?

[heaven_on_paper]

Oh, yes. A small one. But I'm sure it's in working order.

[unfriendlygreen]

Where?

[heaven_on_paper]

In the back. I'll show you.

[ Although there are books everywhere, there is, in fact, a functional if little-used kitchenette. It is mostly just stocked with tea and cocoa. There are also some very nice bottles of wine and liquor. ]