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[heaven_on_paper]

further nife and accurate prophecies concerning the worlde that is to com

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[heaven_on_paper]

Not surprised, pleased. But I can keep it to myself.

[ no he can't ]

[unfriendlygreen]

I didn't know angels could lie.

[heaven_on_paper]

I'm not lying!

[unfriendlygreen]

But you can lie. Odd, the Fae cannot.

[heaven_on_paper]

I'm not a fairy, I'm an angel!

[unfriendlygreen]

The Fae are part-angel. I assumed the inability to lie came from there.

[heaven_on_paper]

I think you may be misinformed, at least about this plane of existence.

[unfriendlygreen]

I might be, the rules are rarely consistent.

[heaven_on_paper]

Figured out how to get out of it, yet?

[unfriendlygreen]

More or less. I need a couple of days.

[heaven_on_paper]

Ah. Anything I can do?

[unfriendlygreen]

Unless you'd like to accelerate Earth's rotation, no.

[heaven_on_paper]

Sorry. Don't like to think of the paperwork that would be.

[unfriendlygreen]

Understandable.

[heaven_on_paper]

And how is the boxty coming along?

[unfriendlygreen]

It should be done in twenty minutes, frying has to be slow, otherwise the inside will be undercooked.

[heaven_on_paper]

Tip-top!

[ He's gonna go back out to the front of the shop for another twenty minutes exactly, but there's definitely a spring in his step when he goes. ]

[unfriendlygreen]

[ Why is the angel so British. Are all angels British?

That does not seem right.

The boxty is done in exactly twenty minutes and by the time Aziraphale comes back there will be a plate waiting for him. ]

[heaven_on_paper]

It smells delightful!

[unfriendlygreen]

Are all angels British?

[heaven_on_paper]

What? Oh, goodness, no. Nor am I, really, except by habit.

[unfriendlygreen]

Anything else would be preferable.

[ he says, sounding British. ]

[heaven_on_paper]

[ He ignores this remark, other than making a slight "Why do you have to be rude?" face, in favour of taking a bite of food. ]

This really is very good.

[unfriendlygreen]

Thank you. Irish cuisine is not particularly complicated.

[heaven_on_paper]

And I see you've renovated.