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[heaven_on_paper]

further nife and accurate prophecies concerning the worlde that is to com

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[heaven_on_paper]

[ Look, if Ragnor does it for him, he doesn't have to fill out paperwork about it, so it's fine. ]

Jolly good. Carry on.

[unfriendlygreen]

[ The next time Aziraphale steps into the kitchen, he will find a much bigger, much better organized kitchen. The decor is mostly unchanged, but it is much better equipped.

The cooking is happening on its own, Sword in the Stone style, while Ragnor is sitting in a comfy-looking chair, reading.

He is wearing an apron though "Kiss the cook" ]

[heaven_on_paper]

[ He comes back when things start to smell good. ]

Oh, dear. Certainly made yourself at home, haven't you?

[unfriendlygreen]

Of course. Tea?

[heaven_on_paper]

Ah.

[ conflicted ]

Thank you.

[unfriendlygreen]

[ A cup appears for him. It's black tea, and it is incredible. ]

[heaven_on_paper]

[ Okay, his eyebrows go up when he smells it, and he can't help smiling after he takes a sip. ]

Oh, this is very good.

[unfriendlygreen]

If you keep being surprised it is a matter of time before I take offence.

[heaven_on_paper]

Not surprised, pleased. But I can keep it to myself.

[ no he can't ]

[unfriendlygreen]

I didn't know angels could lie.

[heaven_on_paper]

I'm not lying!

[unfriendlygreen]

But you can lie. Odd, the Fae cannot.

[heaven_on_paper]

I'm not a fairy, I'm an angel!

[unfriendlygreen]

The Fae are part-angel. I assumed the inability to lie came from there.

[heaven_on_paper]

I think you may be misinformed, at least about this plane of existence.

[unfriendlygreen]

I might be, the rules are rarely consistent.

[heaven_on_paper]

Figured out how to get out of it, yet?

[unfriendlygreen]

More or less. I need a couple of days.

[heaven_on_paper]

Ah. Anything I can do?

[unfriendlygreen]

Unless you'd like to accelerate Earth's rotation, no.

[heaven_on_paper]

Sorry. Don't like to think of the paperwork that would be.

[unfriendlygreen]

Understandable.

[heaven_on_paper]

And how is the boxty coming along?

[unfriendlygreen]

It should be done in twenty minutes, frying has to be slow, otherwise the inside will be undercooked.

[heaven_on_paper]

Tip-top!

[ He's gonna go back out to the front of the shop for another twenty minutes exactly, but there's definitely a spring in his step when he goes. ]