A group of children manage to get their hands on it once per century. The last time was only a couple of decades ago, so with any luck the book will be missing for a few more.
[ He says this super dismissively and with a certain amount of relief, like that explains everything and it's no longer something he has to worry about having missed. ]
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Date: 2023-08-05 05:22 am (UTC)[ he says it like it should be obvious, then very deliberately sticks his hands in his pockets. ]
I'm very allergic to your kind. Is there anything holy in here? I would much rather not combust.
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Date: 2023-08-05 06:33 am (UTC)[ He raises his eyebrows, simply ignoring the second question. ]
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Date: 2023-08-05 07:11 am (UTC)[ an ancient, dangerous spell book supposedly containing several resurrection rituals and invocations of the Prince of Hell Belial, among others. ]
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Date: 2023-08-05 08:03 am (UTC)A young man managed to get his hands on a handful of pages and used them to attempt necromancy.
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Date: 2023-08-05 08:10 am (UTC)The irony does not escape me.
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Date: 2023-08-05 08:12 am (UTC)[ He says this super dismissively and with a certain amount of relief, like that explains everything and it's no longer something he has to worry about having missed. ]
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The book originally escaped from Cornwall.
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Date: 2023-08-05 05:42 pm (UTC)[ Aziraphale sighs and finally sets down the book he was inspecting. ]
Why don't you come in and sit down? Would you like a cup of tea?
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Date: 2023-08-05 05:55 pm (UTC)Not to be rude, but I will procure my own. I am not entirely sure drinking your tea would be safe for me.
[ Ragnor is suddenly holding a cup from Nina's coffee shop. Aziraphale may smell something like burnt matches, though there is nothing burning. ]
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Date: 2023-08-05 06:42 pm (UTC)[ He pointedly goes into the back to get his own tea the hard way. ]
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Date: 2023-08-05 07:03 pm (UTC)[ He's being very careful not to touch anything that might belong to the angel. ]
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